by Jake golbert October 30, 2018
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"I have so many hoes, all these girls think I want them but I really dont LOL" I said, "this Jake Phase is not it"
by definition mf June 9, 2021
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First Nation: Hey look, it's racist Jake!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!
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