Teabag Shower

(noun)

1. A sexual position in which one partner lies face-up while the other straddles their head, allowing their testicles to rest in the partner's mouth; they then ejaculate, showering the partner's breasts with cum.

(verb)

2. To give someone a teabag showering; to perform the act of straddling a partner's head, allowing one’s testicles to rest in their mouth before ejaculating onto their chest.
She laid back and invited him to give her a Teabag Shower.

He got into position to give her a good teabag showering.
by TheBounder October 01, 2024
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farting in the shower

This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.
Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."
by von groovy September 03, 2024
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Shower power hour

At a party when you steam the shower and or hotbox the bathroom strip to underwear and blast music
Let’s have a shower power hour and go nuts
by Ud rando June 07, 2023
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Scatter Shower

An abundance of gun fire sent towards the opposition.
“I can put it on yo head and send a scatter shower
by Rocklin 2011 January 30, 2021
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Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.
Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018
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gothic shower

Apparently a thing that just appears on Urban Dictionary.
What does it mean? Does it involve getting high? Is it something ironic? Is it just for goth poseurs? You will never know.
Deathfuckingmetal: Go take a gothic shower, bitch.
7568ino: A what?
by 7568ino November 16, 2023
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Baby Shower

When an elderly male receives a rather large facial from a fertile young stud, precisely a young man that is still in highschool
“Ricky performed a Baby Shower on his distant uncle a day prior to his highschool prom
by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024
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