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Klein High School 

High School Located in Spring, Texas, with a pretty bad drug problem. You cannot go down a hall without hearing the words Pot, Vyvance, Adderol, Tabs, Bars etc. Filled impressionable youths, scene kids, anime freaks, paper "gangsters", pot heads, Tools, And pretty much anything else you could think of besides people with common sense. In their spare time, the kids party, because there is literally nothing else to do. In the parking lot you will find an array of cars, from the most recent model of any awesome car to shitty '93 somethings to amazing refurbished old cars. The school has currently 6 different buildings along with plenty of temporary buildings. The school is so old that soon it will be torn down, while still in session, and everyone will have to go to classes in 100 different t-buildings in the student and teacher parking lot, preventing anyone from having the luxury of driving to school.
"Klein High School seriously has a drug problem. What's sad is that no one has even caught on yet."

"That kid is so messed up on drugs, he looks like he's from Klein High"

Guy 1: Why is that kid doing the Jerk across the street?
Guy 2: Dunno, I bet he's from Klein High.
Klein High School by wadafuq July 26, 2010
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Allatoona High School 

A Cobb County public school also known as "Toona Ville" or "Lake City High". Base line, It's filled with Rich Mufuckaz, Preppy Mufuckaz, Weed Smoking Mufuckaz, Fake Mufuckaz, "Love To Fuck" Mufuckaz Racist Mufuckaz, Wanna-Be Hood Mufuckaz, and Real Hood Mufuckaz that'll beat yo ass. Teachers are over-rated, a couple of them actually care about their students. Foods ok, Lunch Ladies are cool. Football team is kind of good because of our running back (Miles Jones) and I forgot to mention there are ALOT of cum sipping AIDS infected whores at this school, both male and female. This is a school were it is illegal(you will get written up and ISS) for wearing sweat pants, wearing gym shorts, having your phone conviscated, or saying a racist term to the same race (like a black calling another black nigga). It seems like there is one big group of "cool" people, and they all are connected one way or another. Alot of the white kids are uppity and racist, both low-key and obvious; the blacks are either Wanna-Be Hood, Just Moved from the Hood, Been around North Cobb Blacks too long, or just normal blacks. Oh yea and you get automatically expelled for fighting here.
DEMOGRAPHICS: 99.56% White, .44% other
Atlanta Boy : Yo what school you goto?

Cobb County Boy : Zone 2 Allatoona High School Lake City High TOONAVILLE.

Atlant Boy : o_0

River Ridge High School 

bitches and hoes,
those sluts and whores
why do we fuck'in deal with this shit...
spikey haired asians
chollos and gang bangers
but at least I have a chance
instead of licking the asses of blazers and rams...
River Ridge High School football can't win a football game even if we tried...
Freshman: short, emo, "no say" bitches
Sophomores: they like them sausages!
Juniors: best class...no lie...
Seniors: thank god they're graduating!

North fort myers high school 

where even the teachers come to school baked
person1= north fort myers high school sucks.
person2= well at least all the teachers are still high from the weekend so we dont actually have to do anything ;)

columbia high school

a good place. sorta. school for lazy people that still wanna get good grades. full of slackers. a bit dangerous but not really. worst football team. ever. good boys soccer. amazing fencing.

Waseca High School 

An institution where children are restricted to windowless rooms, and are not allowed to go outside...it seems that fun is prohibited at this institution. Bathroom stalls are not stocked with sufficient TP, as such if you visit this institution be prepared to use your finger! Also, the holes in the toilette stalls are Not for looking through, and no thats not a dildo. The principal of this institution is a prejudiced bitch who is anti gay/lesbian activities and lifestyle, also, students who attend this institution are not allowed to show any affection towards their peers, even hand holding is forbidden. And I am sorry to inform you that the price of cheerleaders has now gone from .5 cents to 2 cents a cheerleader due the recession.....Damn economy.
A psyche ward is similar to the Waseca High School.

Springboro High School

A place where the 'popular' crowd is full of complete douches who make all the other schools hate the rest of the students. It's about 30% selfish rich kids, 60% normal people trying to get through high school, and 10% people who are true to themselves and get bullied for it. Most of the jocks are immature and inconsiderate. Most of the popular people are potheads. Life at SHS for the rest of the students pretty much blows.
Kid 1: Springboro High School is full of asses.
Kid 2: No, that's just the jocks who think they're cool.

Life at Springboro High School sucks if you aren't a douchebag.