golden hedgehog

A golden hedgehog is when you're a C-level executive and you do something incredibly stupid like sleeping with a direct report and you get fired and you don't get a golden parachute, you get NOTHING...also known as a Golden Hedgehog

Dude did you hear about James Dickwad III. He just got fired for sleeping with Lisa! I hope he doesn't get a golden parachute. Naw that dumbass walks away with nothing. A golden hedgehog.

by Tokenship March 12, 2024

Golden storm

When multiple people piss on someone at the same time.

Last night jake was giving sally a golden shower but then they invited everyone else to join turning it into a golden storm.

by Dumbledong July 3, 2022

golden doggy

When you are spending the afternoon with yo mates and trying to kill the boredom by peeing on stray dogs

My baby daddy cannot know I golden doggyed all day with my mates

by goujonlova January 7, 2012

Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker June 4, 2018

Golden Legal

A Model United Nations Legal who hooks up with their head chair

OMG the Chief of Staff and their Legal hooked up after the debate, what a golden legal.

by ModelUnitedNationsDebater November 12, 2023

Golden Mudslide

When you pee in a person’s butt and they blow you while sitting on the toilet pissing the urine out of their ass.

We tried a golden mudslide last night, I can’t believe she held it in!

by sassyclassyassy March 18, 2019

Golden Cat

A Person with the ‚Golden Cat’ personality may carry the appearance and aesthetics of a golden retriever, but they are more like a black cat. They rather gravitate towards ghibli, or other lighter aesthetics, but when it comes to personality, they actually prefer solitude and choose their companions wisely. While ‚Golden Cats‘ may give off an innocent appearance, they are quick to protect those closest to them. Once someone has become special to them, they usually stay in their life for good. For those fortunate enough to be in their circle, they give them great comfort and a safe space.

Person A: I think I‘m something in between ‚Golden Retriever‘ and ‚Black Cat‘ but I also think I tend to be more of an ‚Black Cat‘ person, I just can‘t decide.
Person B: I guess you‘re a ‚Golden Cat‘ then, it‘s both mixed but your personality tends to be more off an‚Black Cat‘.

by Felixead April 7, 2023