Emo Bastard

an emo bastard, is a guy who is not only emo, but thinks he is superior to everyone because of that. He won't socialise with anyone outside of the emo genre, refusing to be seen with anyone 'mainstream' even though the whole trend of 'emo' is TOTALLY mainstream now anyway. Also they won't broaden their horizons and realise there is a WIDE range of music that is way cool and not emo/screamo, anyone whos emo is a bastard anyway, an EMO BASTARD!! and anyone sticking up for an emo bastard is crap. also a female version is called an emo bitch and i have come across many in my time, with their stuck up bimboey materialism. what happened to individuality, jesus christ!

k im done

Emo Bastard- omfgz like lk at that shmexi bitch, she is 'teh sex'
emobitch - i hate that skank she totally copied my skinnies idea!! *straigtens fringe

by tadaaaa April 9, 2006

emo slut

A wannabe slut who acts like an emo because she's that desperate.

John: Hey, check out that hottie
Ross: Man, she's totally an emo slut.

by Nucking Futs May 3, 2007

The Emo Argument

The Emo Argument is the back and fourth and back and fourth and back and fourth Def. Wars argument people engage in, concerning all things "Emo" on the Urban Dictionary. The argument always involves something to the effect of one or more of the following:
- weather BEING emo is cool or not
- weather "emo" music is good or bad.
- weather emo is "scene" or not.
- what emos look like and weather this is good or bad
- what emos act like and weather it's good or bad.
- weather emos are "posures" are not.
- weather emo is blah blah-bla, bla bla bla bla-blah. BLAH-BLA BLAH! OMGWTF!!!11!LOL!
Weather one is for or against Emo, there are more useless "definitions" on Emo on this site, than you could ever hope to shake a stick at.

The Emo Argument is something to this effect:

Anti-Emo Idiot: stupid emo fucks are douche bag gay ass faggots! Bloo bla-blah!

Pro-Emo Idiot: Hey fuckers, emo is cool and shit! Emo has been around since blah-blah-blah!!!

Anti-Emo Idiot: metal kicks emo's ass! My Chemical Romance is faggoty pussy emo music! Blah, bla bla blah! Bloo blah!

Normal Person: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES!!!!

by Peaseblossom85 September 8, 2008

emo fag

An emo boy that atleast appears flagrantly homosexual. Usualy hangs around with primarily women. An Emo fag can ALSO be an emo boy/girl that claims not to be homosexual but is often traversing from first to second with the same sex. Third base or "Anything but Sex" experiences are common ammong emo fags as well, though not as prevailant

I caught Donnie and Clark making out. I had no idea they were emo fags.

I'm not gay. I touched her over her panties once and I'm automaticaly an emo fag?

by InsaniAxel October 29, 2006

emo homo

When one is gay, simply because it is emo to do so.

One example of someone being Emo Homo.

Emo Troy: Being gay is wrong, it goes against eveything we are supposed to do, reproduction, procreation, everything.

Dan: Well why dont you be they true rebel and be gay?

Emo Troy: Good Idea, I think I will be gay, just to be the rebel.

by Trexor October 20, 2005

poser emo

A genre in mainstream that is Pop-Punk with lyrics that deal with emotion problems but not in enough debth for it to even be considered Emo. Bands like Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco and The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

prep: OMG Fall Out Boy is sooooooooooooooooooo Emo
me: Shut the fuck up. They're Poser Emo dipshit, Rites of Spring is Emo.

by joe725 November 14, 2007

emo cuts

Emo are the cuts that the depressed kids leave on their arms after they cut themselves.

I wear longsleeves to hide my emo cuts.

by Troy January 7, 2005