Someone who proves over and over what an idiot they are while simultaneously telling the world how smart they are
Patrick: I know I signed paperwork saying I would pay $18,000 but this lawyer friend of mine said I didn't have to and he's almost as smart as I am so I believe him and I'm not paying and if you sue me you'll pay me!
Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan
Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan
by Daisy Flowers June 14, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. He is a very artistic dude he is my best friend and always will be he always wears blue has long blonde hair and is a god at Minecraft ( he plays on ps4) he loves skateboarding he is the funniest dude ever he is my twin brother he is very talented yet doesn’t act it one time he said he was gonna her yeesies but didn’t he can lie a lot. Isn’t the best at hiding his feeling for you. Most Dylan’s use the words baked or moist. Most Dylan’s zodiacs are aries ♈️ He will be the craziest or rudest guy you meet but if you treat him right he will be the sweetest dude you meet
I love your twin brother Dylan
by crushboii October 21, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. When the thought came to you to search the word Dylan Bos, you likely became very aroused. Typing the word probably gave you a raging boner or, most likely, made you wet as Mount Waialeale in Hawaii after 10,0000mls of rain. Reading the words Dylan Bos almost certainly rocked your world with one of the most intense verbal induced orgasms of your life. Don't change your pants just yet, because there are still more Dylan Bos definitions to read. And for those who would consider dating an ex girlfriend of a Dylan Bos, don't try it. These women are used Dylan’s, and will not be satisfied with anything else unless sexually starved for seven years, which is how long it takes for every cell in their bodies to be replaced.
by Thequeenofitall November 12, 2021
Get the Dylan Bosmug. A dude with a big dick, and nice balls.
He has a nice personality, but it takes time to become his friend. He has a funny and dark side of humor, and you either really like it or don’t get it. He is more shy and tends to be quiet around a crush
He has a nice personality, but it takes time to become his friend. He has a funny and dark side of humor, and you either really like it or don’t get it. He is more shy and tends to be quiet around a crush
by TheDylanOG March 30, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. scronny emo guy. a sub by day, dominant by night. also has a massive penis (6.4 in) great kisser, and all around underrated guy. has little friends, but his friends that he does have are polar opposite’s of him. always getting hoes left and right. again, massive cock
by jackslapcooker7290 November 24, 2021
Get the dylanmug. by Alejandro456 December 14, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is the most pure and caring being you’ll ever get to meet. Witty, smart, understanding, supportive and has the biggest dump truck you’ll see while walking down the street— he really has it all. No matter how hard his day is, he’ll leave everything behind if you ever need anything, and no matter what’s he’s been through he’ll always shine brightly like a warm ray of sunshine on a rainy foggy day. He could do anything for you, even be pegged (if that’s what you’re into!) - he might even be the first one who ever makes you finish!!!!
But don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
But don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
“Whose is that juicy volumptuous culo?! I’ve never seen anything so majestic in my whole entire life!”
“Wow! It must be Dylan’s, no doubt.”
“Wow! It must be Dylan’s, no doubt.”
by genuinelykeke<3 November 21, 2021
Get the Dylanmug.