pump and dump

When there isn't enough time for full out sex, time only allows for a pump and dump. Also known as a quickie or a nooner.

Him: Girl - I'm horny as hell.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2021

2 toned dump

A normal poop

Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow

Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!

by ouououo March 9, 2021

Dumping ground degrees

A place rubbish or unwanted students are admitted into. A degree programme where only the only the numbers in your bank account matters or where's there's so little competition that even your 7yo nephew can get in

Sigh, my rank points for A-levels is only 67. Looks like i can only apply for dumping ground degrees like NUS EEE!

by SingaporeFarmer March 15, 2021

dump truck

any of the 5 second of summer members have them. dump truck means fat ass and they all have that. so be jealous

man calum hood has a dump truck.

by ashtoncallmenow April 6, 2021

Dump-Flush

The smell right after you flush a fresh hot dump.

Guy 1: hey man, does it ever smell after you’ve flushed a dump?
Guy 2: Yea man, smells like dump-flush!

by Panda143 April 17, 2021

Meme Dump

When someone posts a bunch of memes in a DM/Group Chat/Server, usually on discord. Could also be used for posting a lot of memes on a social media.

"someone do a meme dump, I need to add more memes to my collection"

by VeuIla April 27, 2021

Dabs dumps

When you've been hitting dabs & than you gotta take a dump.

'broo I smoked so much I got the dabs dumps now.'

by Dabdumper May 8, 2021