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Ass crack 

The thing you yell when nothing else comes to mind. One of those times when you're so mad that you say something extremely irrelevant and that doesn't even make sense, when you could have just as easily said ass hole.
Tracy: Yeah, thats such a dumb thing to say no one cares.
Sam:Oh.. You...You're such a... a...
Tracy: A what?
Sam: Ass crack!!
Tracy: lol of all the things you could have said...ass hole maybe?.. wow you are just awful.
Ass crack by wellblowmedown April 11, 2011
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make a crack about 

Make a crack about means to laugh at or make fun of something that is interesting or tell a joke on someone
From Family Guy Seaonn 2 Eposide 2
superman: I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet.

I just met this girl yesterday who thinks she's hot, but a lot of my friends make a crack about her being such a butterface
make a crack about by Rayne_MK February 19, 2011

Sack Whack on the Back Crack 

The act of thrusting the man junk so far into a woman's (or man's if you are homosexual) anus multiple times that the balls consistently slap against the "host's" butt cheeks making a sound like a great high five.
KirtKanReed: "i am soo hungover bro, i can't remember anything about last night."

ChadKant: "you wouldn't want to."

Zenovia's Playa: " YEAH! BECAUSE CHAD GAVE YOU THE sack whack on the back crack WHILE YOU WERE SHIT FACED DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH!"

butt crack 

amphetamine that tastes of ass
Guy #1: Hey, where does this butt crack come from?
Guy #2: I had to hide it somewhere safe
Guy #1: Dude naw!

Birth Crack 

A Slang word for a womans vagina.
Damn I'd like to get up in that birth crack!
Birth Crack by Travis B December 14, 2008

Pimp Crack 

When you Have you car windows tinted and you roll them down to where the point closest the the mirrors meets the window so you can let your music out and get air but people cant see you.
"I roll with a pimp crack" "pimp crack!!!!"
Pimp Crack by Jayimc December 14, 2008

let's get crack'n 

let's get things started
C'mon, what are we waiting for? Let's get crack'n
let's get crack'n by $ally August 4, 2007