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Christian

A person with a very petite and cute penis, but he makes up for it with his great sense of smell. He is compassionate and hopeful.
Wow did you see CHRISTIAN at the fast food joint last night!
by Edward727 March 7, 2022
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Christian

he only has nigga friends beacuse white prople suck🤡🤡. he has a long dick and he can get all the girls he wants. nigga man called rehan is going to confirm that.
wow, look! that's christian the stupid nigga.

*christian stealing him all vbucks*
by lookkkk November 22, 2021
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Champion Christian School

Absolute hell. A shitshow full of druggies racists and peril officers. Everyone there hates anyone of color and makes sure to ignore any real issues.
Champion Christian School is the worst place on Earth.
by FRB1GG1E November 20, 2021
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Christian

Gay. Or gae. They always deny it, but that doesn’t stop the gayness.
Christian: “My thighs hurt”
Me: “because you’re gay”
by LeiAddison March 1, 2020
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Christian

n. and adj. (of) a follower of the life and teachings of Jesus Christ, even though there are sects of this it still makes you a Christian. A Christian is a spiritual person who doesn't sin but admits they did, is morally perfect, often part of a strict church with way too many prohibitions and often is crusading against non-believers saying how sinful they are, and also they hold it by faith resulting from all their life doubting when they no longer doubt and often get special treatment because their religion prohibits things people would normally do, those hat-wearing people deviating from the world.
Christian comes knocking at the door,
Answer: not interested!
Slams door in the Christian's face.
by King Charles Evergreen September 18, 2021
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Credit Card Christian

A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.

Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.
Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.
by Silvershades November 14, 2023
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Christian

An odd fellow that thinks he's Jesus.
EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!

Christian Weston Chandler, 2009.
by MaximEnjoyer October 28, 2021
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