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Captain Save a ho

Everyone has one of these friends: Guy or girl who "calls dibs" on attractive people they don't know so that you, their friend, can't flirt with that person.
When you walk in to the bar he (the Captain Save a ho) says "I like that girl over there" which essentially means "she's mine, you can't talk to her because I might get the courage to talk to her once I'm drunk" He's "savin the ho."
by Briana Rae May 21, 2008
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Capitol riots

( happened on Jan 6th): something to be ashamed of, but it's not an insurrection.
The Capitol riots were a collection of the following groups of people

1) non political/non partisan mentally ill people and criminals

2) socially unstable individuals ( some may have been Trump supporters) who misunderstood and misinterpreted what Trump/other politicians said. These people should not be listening to the media except on the radio or reading the paper.

3) other people who had nothing to do with politics but wanted to loot and riot

Do not ever blame the Capitol riots on Trump or his supporters. This event is an FBI failure to protect the Capitol, period, full stop.
by Sexydimma January 6, 2022
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Captain Kush

When you get some kush (Kind Bud) and grow it in milk that have had captain crunch in it, when all of it flakes off into the milk, and when you smoke the bud, it tastes like Captain Crunch. In other words, best shit ever.
John: Aye.
Josh: Wanna smoke sum captain kush?
John: Hell yeah nigga!
*thirty minutes later*

Both: HOOLLLLYYYY SHHHIIITTTTT!!!!
by FutureStoner May 16, 2011
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Capital P

Yo, did you hear about edp445? Turns out he’s a capital P
by LikeAH4wk January 4, 2022
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random capitalization

to emphasize a phrase. Usually placed spontaneously in the middle of a sentence. It's mostly used on aim or in email.
whoa dude...WHAT HAPPENED on the last season of 24? Jack Bauer did WHAT?
by Serina April 25, 2005
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Captain Blazingcakes

AKA: Captain Eroticcakes. Noun: A man that will not say one word for 8 consecutive days, but get him in the club, and he will get in 12 freaks per hour.
Donnie: Wanna come work out?

Captian Blazingcakes: Nah man, I get plenty of exercize freaking.
by Conswertin March 8, 2004
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Captain Cameltoe

A name for a really stupid kid. Origin: a stupid kid who thought people were talking about him behind his back. They were actually talking about the term 'cameltoe'. The phrase Captain Cameltoe came into existence.
That kid is such a Captain Cameltoe.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.
by StrongMan538 May 25, 2010
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