The act of purposefully having intercourse with a women using a Rapex Condom, causing extensive bleeding and coloring the penis red, hence the term "Rusty Banana"
by Rusty Shaklefordington September 28, 2013
by @WeirdShitThatILike May 24, 2017
Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.
Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!
by E-Nasty April 06, 2009
To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.
David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."
Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"
Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"
by Alex Conway October 09, 2008
1. Gullible dipshits who look up raunchy definitions on Urban Dictionary for their own perverse pleasure
OH SNAP
OH SNAP
by Metaphoricallydoinglife June 22, 2009
by Mr. Wibble May 01, 2008
A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.
The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O
by showerlovers October 29, 2009