How Bout Them Bagels

I can't tell you man...

Friends "How Bout Them Bagels"
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning

There is no meaning

by Kdog September 26, 2024

Finagle to the bagel

In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.

5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."

by Cinderella Seuss December 1, 2023

bitch with a badge

Generally refers to a security guard or a cop.

Talkin' out my ass, boy, you ain't shit but a bitch with a badge - Lil Dirk

by Pizzlej January 16, 2024

just a bagel

When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.

I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.

by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024

honey my badger

It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop

honey my badger

by Mr not smart February 8, 2024

Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.

Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!

by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 15, 2024

Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.

Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!

by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 16, 2024