reach around brag

A reach around brag hides the brag in a dig or complaint about something else that carries the brag.

Your colleague does a reach around brag when they get a promotion and shows you their new business card saying "can you believe that we still pay for, print, and use business cards!?"

by porteclefs March 8, 2026

jeffying around

think of something dumb or doing dumb things or just no brainers idk thats jeffy

“wow hes really jeffying around”

by clayify March 17, 2026

Crowd around the pillar

Irish slang. Itchy balls.

When you see a guy scratching his balls, you can just ask him, ‘Is there a crowd around the pillar?’. Meaning, does he have crabs.

by Golden V February 9, 2025

Fuck around & find out

To meet someone and fall in love, to then find out they were a scammer and liar. Left heartbroken and pissed.

I met Jesse online. Fell in love. But....I had to fuck around & find out that he was a piece of shit and I actually knew nothing about him. I'm an idiot

by Ihatejdhlildickboy February 14, 2025

All-arounder

The act of a man taking an upper and a downer at the same time, then receiving a reach around from anyone.

Man, after a night at the club, I had the best all-arounder!

by KohnnyJoxsville February 17, 2025

Fuck Around And Find Out

A last warning you give to someone before they experience the consequences of doing what you told them not to do.

MIKE: Hey man, don't go flirting with Becky. That's my girl.

DAVE: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it??

MIKE: Fuck around and find out.

by TommyNoleBuc February 17, 2025

Shit around it

A phrase taken from prison vernacular.
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."

Inmate 1: "I got a D.R. for lewd behavior just because I grabbed my crotch at a cop and now I won't get my visit next week!"

Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"

by k80theshade February 18, 2025