April 17

National slap someone if they aren't wearing pink day

"Its April 17 and your not wearing pink today! Guess I gotta slap you now."

by DonaldTrump2021 April 16, 2021

April 4th

National do what your girlfriend wants day

Guy1: Hey it’s April 4th bro
Guy2: really? Fuck that means I have to be bossed around by my girl

by Guywithabitch April 3, 2022

April 8th National Fuck day

April 8th is national Fuck someone day, go to ur bf or gf and go fuck em'

its April 8th National Fuck day lets fuck
Yes

by Pixelated_binary97 April 5, 2024

Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!

Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.

by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018

April 20

This is the day that the cutest, sweetest guy was born and his name starts with B.

-A💛

Anna: your so sweet💛
Him: it is April 20th, my bday 😉

by A. Day November 28, 2019

April 29th

National Do What Your Boyfriend Says For A Week

oh my god its april 29th! i have to do whatever my boyfriend tells me to do for a week!

by Rayyyy_ April 28, 2022

April 28

Get your ass out for Snapchat day

Friend:yo yk what day it is

Girl: no?
Friend: it’s April 28 get your ass out and show snap

by Theodora’s April 28, 2024