Fuck a duck on a truck

Southern slang used for when something doesn't go your way

Student: Fuck a duck on a truck! Ms. Levinson gave me a C on my project

by bluewaverly May 28, 2018

Fuck a dee duck

An expression of resignation as in "Ah schucks, I guess it don't matter".

An expression of wonder as in "Well don't that beat all"

Fuck a dee duck looks like a storm is coming in after all.

Fuck a dee duck that is the biggest moose I've ever seen!

by Rays Illumination May 7, 2017

Donald Duck Dick

A man having sex while only wearing a shirt.

I got some Donald Duck dick in the porta potty last night at the concert.

by TaneTrain69 May 28, 2017

dirty duck pond

Diarrhea

Man, I just went to the bathroom and left a dirty duck pond after eating Taco Bell.

by Broncogal September 23, 2016

Suck a Bag of Ducks

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across

Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"

by Not using my real name October 27, 2019

Duck Hunting with a Rake

A phrase used to describe what a tweaker does. ie: bobble head, spastic, jerky

Look at Bob, he’s duck hunting with a rake. I bet he’s been awake for a week.

by Youtrippin_2 October 29, 2021

National Duck Day

June 5th
A day where we celebrate ducks. What purpose do they have on earth? I don’t know, but they deserve to be cherished.

Hey! It’s National Duck Day! Maybe we can make duck cookies?

by Dfbjdcnsncm July 20, 2021