by joejoe dingdong man September 10, 2006
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A musician in any other form of music sings about a problem. Nothing happens. But when a singer in the pop music field sings about a problem, they get dissed, having the disser falsely believe that the star has everything and shouldn't complain.
At my job, there are quite a few male consumers who have female staff. But the number of female consumers having male staff is extremely rare. There are a couple of exceptions to that rule, though.
A woman rapes a boy and marries him because she is pregnant with his child. They appear on the news. A man rapes a girl and the girl is pregnant with his child. Nothing else happens to them.
A woman cries. Nothing more happens to her. A man cries. He gets taunted and teased because he's been told that men don't cry.
Black musicians get the Tv station BET. White musicians don't get anything like that. If they did, they'd be considered racist.
A disabled person gets made fun of because of something they do. The insulter gets away with the taunting. If the disabled person fights back, they get the punishment.
A musician in any other form of music sings about a problem. Nothing happens. But when a singer in the pop music field sings about a problem, they get dissed, having the disser falsely believe that the star has everything and shouldn't complain.
At my job, there are quite a few male consumers who have female staff. But the number of female consumers having male staff is extremely rare. There are a couple of exceptions to that rule, though.
A woman rapes a boy and marries him because she is pregnant with his child. They appear on the news. A man rapes a girl and the girl is pregnant with his child. Nothing else happens to them.
A woman cries. Nothing more happens to her. A man cries. He gets taunted and teased because he's been told that men don't cry.
Black musicians get the Tv station BET. White musicians don't get anything like that. If they did, they'd be considered racist.
A disabled person gets made fun of because of something they do. The insulter gets away with the taunting. If the disabled person fights back, they get the punishment.
by Karen Stickney August 31, 2008
Get the double standard mug.when two dudes (usually) have sex with another man or a woman at the same time. one sucks, while his "teammate" fucks. in the case where it involves a female, she would have both vaginal and anal orifaces plugged with 2 dicks. using the first scenario, it could be heard of two male prostitutes...
by Robert Fagardo December 11, 2004
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The act of terminating a relationship preceded by defecating upon them.
The act of terminating a relationship preceded by defecating upon them.
The United State of America will pay a handsome sum for Justin Bieber to double dump Paige Conway of North Korea.
by Oooperation pegasus April 30, 2014
Get the Double dump mug.A sex act where you have a friend hide in the closet as you have sex with your girl facing an open window. Keep pulling out and playing with her till she stops looking back when you pull out. You then wave your friend out of closet and have him take over as you sneak out of the house and wave at her through the window.
guy 1: I finally got it through to Erin that it over.
guy 2: How did you do it.
guy 1: Me and Jay gave he the double vision
guy 2: How did you do it.
guy 1: Me and Jay gave he the double vision
by slayerofable February 19, 2011
Get the double vision mug.To take the urinal right next to one that is being used when there are other urinals available, usually done intentionally
"Man, I can't believe it! There were 6 urinals open and that old man still double barreled me!"
"He probably just wanted to get a better look at your watch."
"He probably just wanted to get a better look at your watch."
by Bibaleebu March 21, 2010
Get the Double barrel mug."What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Boloxy, TN
by Hairy Bush Jr. April 8, 2003
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