french oven

when you queef and pull the sheet over someone else’s head trapping them with your musty pussy

I french ovened my boyfriend before I sucked his dick

by kutipatuti April 1, 2025

French Press

When she sits on your face and you lick her pussy.

"The other day I gave my girl the French Press."

"What's that?"

"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."

by aWarpingTrick November 7, 2017

Dr. Pepper French Press

It’s when you put all of the empty left over bags of coke into a cup of doctor pepper, after it absorbs the rest of the coke from the bags you strain the Dr. Pepper into another cup and drink it for an energy boost.

Damn, I can’t get ahold of my guy. I had to do a Dr. Pepper French press just to make it to work today.

by Birdliveinmybeard March 21, 2024

French horn

When you put your whole hand in a girls ass and then blow in her coochie like a French horn

“Hey grant wanna French horn?”

“Nah no thanks draven”

by UrMomElGay February 23, 2020

French marching song

Most of the goofy-assest songs ever

There is a French marching song about onions and how the Austrians can’t have them

by Paulmackooky June 13, 2022

French

Someone who is crazy and doesn’t know what personal space is and asks rapid fire questions about where you live

Normal person 1: hey look over there, that kid is going around and standing annoying close to all the people he is talking to and trying to get all their personal information.

Normal person 2: he must be French.

Normal person 1: now he’s touching them even tho he just met them.

Normal person 2: he’s 100% French

by Josephine of Arch 1234567 June 26, 2024

Frenched

To absolutely ruin or soil something. Or spill French onion dip on someone’s floor.

Yeah Danny, Tad absolutely frenched you.

Or,

Damn they absolutely frenched my room.

by Grabeast69 November 15, 2023