wet blanket

Someone who acts in an immature manner, much like a little kid who wets his or her bed.

Joey can't go to the R-rated movie, because his parents treat him like a wet blanket.

by gjwaldie November 10, 2006

Wet meme

When you dream about memes and get a little wet.

Omg, Becky I just had a wet meme last night.

by CheeseburgerHelper May 27, 2016

Wet noodle

The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.

Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines

by Dr.cradle May 19, 2018

wet twenty

an overly generous tip left simply because you think someone is extremely awesome or sexy

Forget the service, he's getting a wet twenty just for his hot ass.

by Lucky Maria December 18, 2013

Wet tissue

Sperm

She swallowed my wet tissue

I got my wet tissue all over Sarah’s face

by Winston445 July 15, 2020

Wet burp

In space, an astronaut's stomach acid floats around in his stomach, so when they belch, a tiny bit of vomit will also come out, thus creating a wet burp.

Astronaut's spin around in space while burping to force the stomach acid down to prevent wet burps.

by sad_pizza September 26, 2018

Wet Snark

A snark who makes frequent reference to bodily functions, especially nonsexual ones.

A Wet Snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot.

by CycloCynic January 4, 2009