Definitions by CycloCynic

Wet Snark 

A snark who makes frequent reference to bodily functions, especially nonsexual ones.

A Wet Snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot.

Wet Snark by CycloCynic January 4, 2009

dry snark 

Unlike a wet snark, a dry snark does not usually make reference to bodily functions.

A dry snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to go crazy over a bogus terrorist plot. (Compare to "wet snark": Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot).

dry snark by CycloCynic January 4, 2009