Willy touch

when you touch a mans willy towel you have willy touch stay away from people sithit

Kanye has the willy touch

by willy touch woman September 24, 2021

willy crum

a piece of dried semun that falls off the tip of your penis

steve: "hey joe, what's this all over your bed?"
joe: "eh, just some willy crums left over from last night"

by pimp daddy II May 11, 2013

Wanna see my willy?

Something a little sqeaker will tell you when he thinks he's gone through puberty but his dick is only big because all his brain cells are stuck there.

Timmy: Wanna see my willy?
Koit(youtuber): Eww no, I'll make a new winky song about it.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022

Willie Brown’s girlfriend

A nickname that was given to Kamala Harris after she got her start in her political career by having an affair with the mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown

“Hey man, who are you are gonna vote for in the election”
Not sure, but definitely not Willie Brown’s girlfriend

by MexicanCommando July 26, 2024

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017