by SpaceNoscoper479 July 10, 2024

n. to be the main driver or source of transportation for a person or group of people even if you're not invited or are unable to attend whatever event they need the ride for; usually boss, older brother, or person in authority over you so that you are unable to decline
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage
It sucks being the turtle for my older brothers whenever they want to go clubbing. I can't wait till I'm 21.
by an unwilling turtle December 8, 2011

an uncircumcized male msturbating
by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009

Noun. When you fill a laundry basket way over the top, then drape a towel over the pile and tuck it into the sides of the basket so nothing will fall out while carrying. The result resembles a turtle shell, and sometimes it will have little 'legs' of laundry items sticking out of holes in the basket.
by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! July 23, 2024

• Someone who is funny and always makes you laugh. Never a dull moment.
• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.
• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.
by SlangOfASavage May 14, 2020

by 22 insane September 18, 2022

After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.
by Peter Parker November 17, 2016
