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when there's rain there's thunder 

the phrase you say right before taking a massive shit
dude 1: there's a dude shitting in there dude 2: when there's rain there's thunder *shits violently*

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can 

why don't your understand?
flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck 

Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

crispy, juicy, tender 

it is the description for your mo- I mean a chicken sandwich, a crispy, juicy, tender sandwich.
person #1 : mmmmmm this sandwich is so good.
person #2 : oh yeah? describe it in three words.
person #1 : hmmm crispy, juicy, tender.

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