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Toilet wisdom

When you take a shit at work thinking about the problem you are currently strugling with and suddenly you get an idea how to fix it.
Greg! Herman! I know how to fix that damn bug! I was taking a dump when the toilet wisdom enlightened me!
by rufik March 9, 2020
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Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.
Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!
by killman64 September 9, 2016
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Toilet Flush

When you probe the asshole of a woman in a gyrating motion giving her a toilet flush like sensation, giving her a overwhelming orgasm.
She asked for a toilet flush, so I knew what I had to do.
by Anal Reign January 28, 2021
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Skibodi toilet

The ugly as fvck viral meme that every five year old loves
YouTube shorts: "Skibodi toilet. Skibodi Skibodi toilet."
by urmom.com0000000 April 22, 2024
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toilet archery

When you shoot turds in a toilet from your ass. A bullseye happens when a turd hits the water and splashes a drop of water in the center of your butthole.
"I shit a bullseye during my toilet archery session."
by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025
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Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!
Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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This very obnoxious term is used to describe a g-mod (Garry's mod) creation which is skibidi toilet, while also combining a lot of brain rot terms which children usually find amusing, and fun to watch.
Wait hold on Guys this game mode is literally grimace ohio skibidi toilet and duke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyat rizz! (About G-mod)
by KAN3AN June 9, 2024
mugGet the Wait hold on Guys this game mode is literally grimace ohio skibidi toilet and duke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyat rizzmug.

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