toe religion

Once upon a time the toes came to this planet to remake the world in their image. Ever heard of the dinosaurs? Ever noticed how the big crater looks like the indent of a giant toe. The toes left us their disciples to finish cultivating the world. But we became too obsessed with our hands and fingers and strayed away from the holy body part( AKA toes). One day they will return and madness will befall all who do not stand with the toes.

We are not a cult

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by Hello123toes April 27, 2024
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Toes Diff

When you are playing Overwatch 2 and your team completely slaughters the other. Your team is much better playing with their toes.
Sebastian: playing with toes?

Sam: yeah dude, toes diff.
by Kyemera November 14, 2022
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piggy toes

Piggy toes are an ancient form of self defense in which a male throws a piggy toes at his opponent’s dick
OW JIMMY JUST THREW PIGGY TOES AT MY DICK
by Piggy T December 31, 2022
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Toe sinking

Picture a wet Willy… but with your toe.
I.E. licking your toe then sticking in someone’s ear.
Awe man… that’s gross… stop toe sinking me!
by Songbird2000 June 08, 2022
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Toe diddler

Someone who diddles someone's holes with their toes.
by Freakyourmother February 24, 2024
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dank toes

That one random dude in an athletic locker-room who has an unhealthy amount of chest hair who doesn't wear flip-flops in the shower with uncut thick toe nails .
Ewwww keep your dank toes of my coffee table man!
by Ms.Mother of Pearl November 24, 2017
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