Bae legged

The condition that occurs after an extended sexual encounter where you walk without your thighs touching because your privates are too tender. Also known as boo legged.

“Why are you walking weird?” asked Jim. Tina answers that she’s just bae legged.

by Plumbdeep April 8, 2019

Two Legs

A stoner who always carries nugs.

Jersey is the coolest two legs.

by Peenlord April 14, 2019

leg deaf

The action of losing the functionality in your legs.

Person 1: Hey man, why are you in a wheel chair?

Person 2: Oh yea, last night I got into the freak accident and went leg deaf.

by Poopy Head #2 April 17, 2019

leg

something you call your friend

Sarah jumped off a bridge shes such a leg.
Pretty much use leg as filler for dumbass or crazy ass

by lolooneh May 24, 2019

Put your tail between your legs

Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much

Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”

Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”

Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”

by Hdhsusooxd Heha537828/!:!: May 27, 2019

Lift a Leg

Lift a leg is a saying by many human pups to each other to indicate good luck.

Its derived from the old performance slang "Break a leg" .

Hey good luck on your pup'formance tonight 'lift a leg'

by TEKPUP May 31, 2019

Luigi's legs

Legs that hurt from carrying around fat dick.

Son: "DAMN you look tired!"
Dad: "You know I got that Luigi's legs!"

by SadKyle69 June 10, 2019