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thirsty turtle

(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.
I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.
by firecracker4u July 16, 2017
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Turtling

When you have to poop really bad and you feel it oozing out your ass
by Cupacorn September 13, 2017
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Turtle

That guys a real turtle
by SoaringBear April 30, 2020
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turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.
Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.
by dj_nafi November 25, 2014
mugGet the turtled upmug.

Turtle Burnout

Similar to a shart, but the head pops out first before the actual skid mark.
My Underwear bared the marks of a turtle burnout.
by Just Bitchin March 3, 2014
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turtle leaf

A person that acts like a turtle..and a leaf
by haleyyydudee November 24, 2019
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turtling

to annoy.
She is hella turtling me right now.

Can you believe it? She's turtling everyone again.
by 4baf November 9, 2010
mugGet the turtlingmug.

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