Gun

quick way to say kill me now.

“You’re going to the dentist!”
“gun”

by cvntzilla July 13, 2023

Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.

Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

mouthing a gun

When you stick a gun in your mouth to cope with a stressful situation

"Damn I could barely watch the election results, I was mouthing a gun the entire time"

by Not very smart man November 7, 2022

Machine Gun Kelly

A successful multi-genre music artist that people are too blinded by blind hate to witness his success and talent

Machine Gun Kelly sold out another concert this weekend

by Ford Femboy August 12, 2024

gun flipping

When u see someone f*ck ur mom and ur sister at the same time and ask u to join in.

Hey johnny im f**king ur mom and sister wanna join?! Gun Flipping is the action of f*ucking ones mom and sister at the same time and asking u to join in on the fun.

by Nicolodeon October 3, 2020

nerf gun waterfalls

Diarrhea squirting out HARD

More into detail what nerf gun waterfalls is: You know how water squirts out of water guns? Well now the hole were the water squirts out is your butthole except now shooting out powerful diarrhea.

“ dude fuck, I just had some nerf gun
waterfalls in my grandmas toilet! It’s so messy and smelly AF! Bro my grandma is gonna die like twenty years earlier because of this smelly ass!”

by Hey bob yo yo boy March 18, 2019

Gun

A weapon in which is commonly used in school shootings to cause increased damage. A multi component weapon that fires lead at a high acceleration.

Ex: "Dahm bro... Did you see that shooter pump those bullets from that gun into that teacher." Holy shit...

by CuntNughet March 2, 2019