soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

by Ben Fender September 8, 2019

Wank bank

Jar in cupboard filled with tissues sometimes stored in garden

I buried my wank bank in the garden yesterday

by Wankkbank April 24, 2020

Gang wank

Everyone gets in a circle putting one hand on the person to your lefts dick and using your right to beat your meat everyone finishes into a cup and the last to finish has to drink it

Why did you do last night?

I had a gang wank with jack and leo

by Azsw January 2, 2020

Danger Wank

Masturbating using a vibrator on the highest setting until both your legs go temporarily paralysed

I can't walk I just danger wanked everywhere

by PseudonymD August 15, 2017

Bombay wank

When a man eats hot Bombay mix and then proceeds to pleasure himself

Wow that was a hot Bombay wank!

by Rave at home April 4, 2015

posh wank

posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank

posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank

by TheMightyHorn November 11, 2022

Posh wank scam

When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.

Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!

by HustleMeister August 14, 2017