swerve two lanes

verb - to be so gangster; cops are always after you so you're always running.

"known as the boss, I swerve two lanes." - Chevey Ridin High, Rick Ross

by Chris McGrath December 10, 2006

Two Minute Bronchitus

That cough you suddenly get after eating something cold, such as ice cream, that usually lasts about 2 minutes.

I chugged that milkshake, now I've got two minute bronchitus!

by breezy-licious June 16, 2011

two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

two steps from hell

Producers of the most epic music you will ever hear. The studio's name refers to Heaven which is 2 steps from hell: Heaven-->Earth-->Hell

Dude: Oh, you're studying for finals? What you listening to? Beiber? Mikey?

Bro: Dude. Don't be a fag. Here, listen to Two Steps From Hell and never look back.

by Dick Weinerwang October 20, 2015

thick as two short planks

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

by dv8trix October 21, 2008

Two Pretty Best Friends

A phenomena when there are two girls are best friends and are both pretty.*

Note: This phenomena has never been observed in real life

Man sitting in car: I ain't never seen two pretty best friends. Its always "one of them's always gotta be ugly".

by bigphatcoochie October 29, 2020

two trucks having sex

it was the best song, it is the best song and will forever be the best song (unless it gets a sequel)

two trucks having sex
two trucks having sex
my muscles, my muscles
involuntarily flex.

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021