burn the toast 

Smoking hella weed

Dude wanna go burn the toast

burn the toast by gajauev267 November 17, 2014

Taste the Tornado 

Food on a stick or packaged in a cyclonic fashion to symbolize flavors emerging from the earth to your mouth. This phrase is coined by a Toronto based food vendor in 2015 who specializes in foods resembling tornadoes!

Taste the tornado and experience food from the earth to your mouth!

Taste the Tornado by grapevinegar August 19, 2015

stir the tanks

Performing a routine action with no expected ill effects that inadvertently causes ill effects due to compounding or unforeseen factors. A reference to the Apollo 13 mission when ground controllers asked Jack Swigert to "stir the tanks" which caused an explosion.

My turn to deploy? Dammit, guess I'll 'stir the tanks'.

stir the tanks by htpk August 29, 2016

Scrub the tub 

The noise your golf cart makes when it's f***** up.

(A golf cart drives by making weird noises) A guy says "hey, you're scrubbin, scrub the tub"(southern accent)

Scrub the tub by 4cslonniepoop July 17, 2016

The Lady And The Trump 

This is the official name for the 2016 election. Hillary Clinton v Donald Trump.

Metaphor-They we're slurping on that presidential noodle. Trump got the longer part.

Feminist-"Hey, remember The Lady And The Trump"
Genderneutral-"Yeah, should have been called The Lady And The Orange"

The Lady And The Trump by FedoraNeckbeard December 1, 2016

comb the toilet

Verb. To lick the butthole of a very hairy man in a clockwise direction.

Hey Sally, do you remember Greg? Boy, did I comb the toilet last night!

comb the toilet by Charlotte Purple February 24, 2017

whacking the tuna 

masturbation

I am in bed "whacking the tuna"

whacking the tuna by lcm9368 July 31, 2017