Golden Plumbing

The sexual act of having a 69 while on the toilet.

Logan was bored on tuesday night so he called Alicia over and they fixed Logan's Golden Plumbing.

by ({})({})96 April 3, 2011

golden meatball

(adjective) a stupid clumsy lighty
OR
(verb) to make someone go red in the face from pointing out a stupid thing they did

(adjective) wow! tom, look at phoebe over there falling over a box. She is such a golden meatball!

OR
(verb) aw Phoebe it appears you have golden meatballed! Everyone look!

by Luke Cole October 15, 2018

golden laptop

golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.

jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school

by damo dazza February 26, 2024

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler May 3, 2018

Golden Century

A Chinese restaurant that is simply no match for Jasmine Rice

Jose: "GOLDEN CENTURY IS TERRIBLE"

by platesmasherrr August 31, 2020

Golden Cocoon

When a male coats his partner in semen and allows the semen harden to a golden hue

Mmmmm girl, I wanna give you a golden cocoon.

by Pizza_Makin_Reinhart December 8, 2016

Golden Donut

When your girl is peeing and eats a donut off your dick at the same time.

Holy hell, Sarah gave me a golden donut last night.

by Jml245 September 6, 2020