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half cunt

Someone that does not deserve to be a full cunt.
The judge was being a total half cunt cause she screwed every one over.
by Brigand March 14, 2007
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Uppity Cunt

Crass female who sees every other female as competition. Taking it upon themselves to turn their noses up at anyone who isn't on their 'level'

An arrogant snob with a god complexity, usually rich from their husband's money. Superior to everyone around them except for uppity cunts alike, even then they're in competition with each other.
Jay; Crystal is a damn good computer technician and she recently had a client who got so butt hurt because the client wanted to be talked to with fake sympathy, instead of talking to her as if she were only doing business.

Trevor; What the fuck? As if your computer technician should have invited her over for cake and tea!? What an uppity cunt!
by tsunbot June 29, 2011
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safari cunt

A person that is a safari tour guide who spends their breaks going to the wild to fuck the crazy animals like hippos, giraffes, elephants, etc. This often results in excessive bleeding of the genitals and buttholes. Elephants have been known to be lethal.
Chris- "Did you see that lions bloody cock?!"
Danny- "Yeah this freak is probably a safari cunt."
Chris- "SICK (releases vomit and fecal matter)"
by DizzleFizzle August 4, 2008
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cunt herder

Another word for a pimp or player. Can also be used as a verb; to cunt herd
The cunt herder was arrested for cunt herding.
by Patrick Lewis May 13, 2005
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Stunt Cunt

Noun. (1) A back-stabbing cunt who plays games in an effort to intentionally make you look bad to someone of importance to you; i.e., your boss, friend, et cetera.
(2) A person who pulls stunts for the sake of causing trouble; most generally to make someone look bad and to make them look good for their own personal gain.
Jen: "Mindy was again talking trash about you in the building."

Audra: "What a Stunt Cunt! She so wants me fired."
by Victim 1029 October 1, 2006
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cunt frappuccino

When you deposit a beefy load into her box, and continue to pump until the gape becomes frothy and refreshing.
She said she was thirsty, so I made her a cunt frappuccino.
by Nick Stroup September 18, 2006
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Whores Cunt

This is the big gun. It's for when a chic is beyond a cunt. Not only is she a cunt, but she's a Whore's Cunt. For she is the dirtiest of all the cunts in the world!
You're a whores cunt you know that!

You know what, only a true whores cunt would do something like that.

I WAS going to call you a cunt, but that would be too nice, no...your worse than that, you are true WHORES CUNT! You fucking CUNT!
by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009
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