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Toledo Tolumbo

the name of a fictional penis talkshow host on the fictional TV show, Cock Talk. Toledo as in "Holy Toledo", is a giant dick with a Geraldo Riviera type mustache and a light brown comb over.
Toledo: On our show tonight we have a special guest here to discuss penetration at it's finest, I'm Toledo Tolumbo and this is Cock Talk.. cocktalkcocktalkcocktalk
by sharonlove July 19, 2023
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Toilet eruption august

After no poop July, there is a lot of shit left in your intestines, so your goal during august is to shit out all the leftover shit from July. You need to make it last until September.
I fucking failed toilet eruption august!
by lil’ toilet meat August 11, 2023
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Toleen

Toleen is the sexiest person alive or dead. She hella fine but is little bit crazy. She’s calls her bf bubi dudi frogger NIGNOG but it’s totally from a good place. She is so funny but a little slow HAHAH. Also she’s taller than all the girls you know so you should be careful or she’ll kick your ass. She’s afraid of animals but still takes care of them which is weird 🌝 but cute. Also she sends gifts from her bf to saudi and forgets about them 👀
Hey that’s Toleen! Khalid’s girl right?

Khalid says to fuck off or he’ll kill you if you look at her again
by Bubidudi August 31, 2023
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toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Sally made a comment based on her toilet bowl scholar degree.
by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024
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toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.
by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024
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Toilet pain

A word that describes having the worst dump of your life that it hurts
"IM HAVING TOILET PAIN RIGHT NOW AHHHHHH"
by epicnamehere July 24, 2024
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toilet 2for

When you courtesy flush and the water rises to a level that barely kisses your balls before retreating downward to finalize the flush. Resulting in a physically great feeling of cold water on your balls and an emotionally great feeling of taking a huge shit.
Biff: Dude I just got a toilet 2for in the Hooters bathroom

Rod: Nooiicce!
by anonymous July 30, 2024
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