Side job

When two people give one person a blow job but it looks like you are eating corn on the cob

“Yeah I gave him a side job” “Awww nice”

by louisun_ February 11, 2022

Side Piece Day

The day after Valentine’s Day. February 15th

#1: “Feb 15th coming up… What you got for your side piece on Side piece day?”
#2: “ I got my main a lambo for Valentine’s Day., for my side piece, a week trip to Dubai <3”

#3. “That’s a good nigga Savannah!”

by WhiteOwlAKD February 12, 2024

Sunny Side Up

The act of cooking an egg and proceeding to use it as a ejaculatory tool.

Presumably it is hot and yolky

My girlfriend gave me a Sunny Side Up this morning.

by Micheal Jaxon November 25, 2016

Doo-doo on the side

1. A situation like the residue of a turd stuck like glue on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Her behavior is like doo-doo on the side! Gonna have to flush this girl!!!

by WordsBySeamus November 22, 2023

Side-minded

When you take too many gummies

Oh gee golly, I’m side-minded again!

by Tosha&Isaac November 18, 2023

slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.

by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016