Hooker shower

Lysol bath

After a long night on the job, she walked into the supermarket, grabbed a can of Lysol off the shelf and gave herself a hooker shower.

by the_990999 June 14, 2011

polish shower

to not wash ever like i mean ever just when people die or get married.

brigitte, richard and dianne has a polish shower always

by glen73 June 15, 2009

shower pop tart

A sexual innuendo used to depict a female using a pop tart, preferably cherry or hot fudge flavored, to pleasure herself early in the morning while in the shower. The pop tart will obviously turn soggy. This is often considered a delicacy in high-class societies around the world and is always eaten by a significant other present during the pleasuring in the shower.

Michelle: "Katie, did you eat breakfast yet?"
Katie: "Actually, I did already. My boyfriend and I shared a shower pop tart this morning."

by Like Father Like Son October 29, 2008

australian shower

its just a normal shower, very nice

i had an australian shower to get clean and wake up in the morning

by j j t April 18, 2011

Irish Shower

To be showered with piss and cash money at the same time; a golden shower whilst making it rain on the person simultaneously.

Dude, richard got an Irish shower last night; he made $300 and cured his jellyfish sting all at the same time!

by Feistyfrontier June 15, 2022

Roman Shower

To bathe only the genital area.

I know I'm going to have sex now but I'm dirty and smelly with no time or place to shower. I'll just use my knapkins and some water and have a Roman Shower.

by Steve52 December 21, 2008

Mexican shower

to throw feces, either human or animal, into a ceiling fan and let the pieces shower over you. This can be done naked or clothed.

Ew, what'd you do, take a Mexican shower this morning?

by shanchavo June 22, 2009