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Foopy Job

When you'r girlfriend shits on her feet and gives you a foot job
Babe after dinner can you give me a foopy Job please
by Alienmobboss March 29, 2022
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The Patience of Job

Used to describe a person who is extremely patient and resilient. It is not to be confused with "The patience of a saint," which is usually (but not always) associated with being a pushover.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.
People who work in customer service or in educational settings must have the patience of Job if they can still function as people after so long.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021
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Job wife

She make sure everything goes smooth throughout your work day.she provides food Massages, soothing conversation about anything ,Encouragement, new plans and other thing that may help you whether it’s physical or mental Satisfaction.
If I need someone to depend on or to make decisions for me besides a best friend or a wife it’s always a job wife because she like a wife .
by Big Nut September 12, 2021
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Bag Job

Person with a sexually appealing body but an ugly face. Saying a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'.
I'd fuck Erin, but she'd have to be a bag job.
by ErinBagJob May 23, 2021
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Steve Job

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."
by GaryTurbo99 August 18, 2021
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meth jobs

Street slang for the categories of work, typically blue collar jobs, that practically require a meth habit since they demand such a steady stream of high energy throughout the length of the grueling and extra-long workdays.
Well, being a relatively undereducated guy, I must step into one of the meth jobs to earn what I need to support my family.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
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Roulette Job

When five or six guys take turns fucking you in the ass.
High School principal: I wanted to bring this to your attention, there was an incident where involving a rumor that one of the students received something called a roulette job.

Concerned parent: What the heck is a roulette job?

Head of the PTA: Oh, a roulette job is when you let five or six niggers take turn fucking you in the asshole
by Db.on.db May 19, 2023
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