Retarded Children

I mean, maybe not. Maybe it's not a either or thing. Maybe it's both.

Hym "Yeah, no, no evidence for you because you're being retarded children about your religion and if you're going to be retarded children then I'm not going to entertain the notion of convincing your of anything. Retarded children do what they are told. So, you do that."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2025

retard

jack

jack is a retard

by 12345678909876543214523546798 April 19, 2019

Retard

Your best friend

My best is a retard but she's awesome

by hdfjk May 10, 2019

Intentional retard

Acting braindead by choice, without having a mental disability

Josh: Is this guy mentally disabled?
Billy: Nah, I think he's just an intentional retard

by StreakRes February 4, 2023

Aaron Retard Moment

When you try to explain a left 4 dead 2 Strat to skip a horde but you can't get your point across.

Did you try the new left 4 dead Strat yet? No its like the Aaron Retard Moment!

by FarletFOX November 11, 2023

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

Retarded Rim Job

When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.

Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.

by DumpstaDivinRacoon November 28, 2020