cheat meat

1) Dieter person who uses meat as their cheat item
2) When you’re searching for external meat products
3) Based off the Landjägger sausage from Europe, a cheat meat is your fuel to continue hunting
4) The person you're cheating with

I was exhausted in the woods and lonely, so I went for my cheat meat to give me energy to continue on.
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I can't believe you're still using that cheat meat.

by MeatSteakGermanMeat June 15, 2018

Meat Blow

When your going down and girl and then stick your nose inside her to which you then blow your nose inside her.

"OMG, last night i was with Jerry and he was so going down on me then he gave me a meat blow"

by ManBabby June 17, 2018

meat delay

To be late for an event because you were having sex.

We were late to the meeting due to a meat delay.

by Jabberwalking August 4, 2018

Meat scepter

A word used to describe an object situated around men's waist. Often used in the subreddit r/creepyasteriks.

*Pulls out meat scepter*

by HerrPes January 28, 2019

meat slappin

an action when one slaps another ones ass for sexual pleasure.

Me: imma meat slappin ma gurl.

by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 5, 2019

Meat toss

A competition involving two men throwing their meat at a dartboard. Score is usually not counted, as winning in a competition of this manner is the same as losing.

I, the king of life, challenge he peasant to a meat toss.

by 22square miles February 7, 2019

Meat teat

Alternative word for a penis

Lee the blind disabled man thought he was sucking on my wifes tit, but he actually had his mouth around my meat teat.

by Meat Man 666 February 11, 2019