Mud Flapped

Mud Flapped : Is the female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you kill your opponent. The act of repeatedly squatting up and down on their head.

After being killed in my game she mud flapped me to show her dominance and to let me know I am trash.

by 4Fingersdeep September 17, 2023

mud orphan

A fecal mud child left abandoned without proper post natal care/burial.

Dude, I just left a steamy mud orphan on old lady Johnson's front porch.

During the adventure race I fathered a mud orphan in the woods.

by Jonas1 November 27, 2007

mud garden

You've got the liquid shits so bad you hose the mud garden

Had some serious chilli and now it's time to hose the mud garden

by Jimmy neutron boy wonder February 1, 2017

mud moth

A ugly girl who hangs around that you don't like and can't get to go away. She's ugly like mud and hovers around like moth around a bright light

That chicks such a mud moth I wiss she would piss off

by Chonggoman April 13, 2015

mud rut

Having nothing but anal sex because your girlfriend is saving her vagina for marriage. It get's boring.

"Bro, I've been Mud Ruttin' with this girl for so long. I may have to pop the question just to get some pussy."

by JRMAD June 19, 2014

Mud Slide

When you shit in a bathtub and have someone else get in it, but you then proceed to tip the tub over.

I just gave Parker the slickest mud slide ever!

by ledankestmemes December 26, 2019

Mud Muscle

Another word for the Anus. Where the poo comes from

Ingram you need to start cleaning your mud muscle it's starting to stink

by TheMudMuscler December 2, 2024