Lesbian

Women? Pretty hot, but I’m a woman too— guess that’s pretty gay, but gay women is too long to type. Lesbian is easier so let’s just use that.

Alyona and Luckie are lesbians who are currently dating.

by Kitofkatofmage October 27, 2025

lesbians who floss

lesbians who go down on each other despite being unshaven

"And then lesbians...these are the 1960s-style lesbians, which you may or may not be familiar with. They differ a little bit from the modern versions in that they never had to buy dental floss." ~ a review of Argentinian sexploitation horror film "The Curious Dr. Humpp"

Not only do lesbians who floss save on dental floss. They also save on shaving cream.

by WhatwasIsaying January 28, 2025

lesbian

a non man that loves other non men exclusively.

lesbian: im non binary!
random: but you’re a lesbian?
lesbian: i am both!

by addisonr543 February 11, 2023

Lesbian

The best color in the whole goddamn universe.

Person 1: Lesbian is my favorite color!
Person 2: Wow dude! You must’ve been raised in Hollywood or something!

by Stupid Af June 21, 2021

Star Fishing Lesbian

When there are two lesbians going to have sex, the hotter lesbian does nothing but “starfish” and the ugly lesbian has to put in all the work.

Anita and I got down with the nasty, but she’s nothing but a Star Fishing Lesbian.

She looks like a Star Fishing Lesbian

by MsStoleYourWife April 30, 2024

Capital L Lesbian

A capital L lesbian is an individual who is insufferable to be around, and will remind you at any and all instances of what you are doing wrong. IMPORTANT, Capital L Lesbians can be any gender and any sexuality.

Jada Pinkett-Smith is such a Capital L Lesbian.

by Dolly_Parton1234 November 23, 2023

Oatmeal Lesbian

They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.

I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.

by cupcakeABC March 2, 2016