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Sally’s Law

Similar to Murphy’s Law, however in this case whenever something can go wrong and will it’s to someone named Sally and is always at the worst time.
Person#1 “Sally just spilled a whole tray of drinks on her table.”
Person#2 “Sounds like Sally’s Law to me.”
by BigChase1987 June 3, 2018
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mother in law bar

The bar on corvettes and other known fast cars on the passengers side dash where they can grab on a hope for the best.
she was like damn wtf are you *grabs mother inlaw bar* slow the f*** down
by septh August 16, 2005
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Bil Mil's Law

As of January 1st, 2005...
Bil Mil instated a new policy, and I quote:
"Alright... thats it, from now on, no dick kicking, no dick punching, no dick slapping, NO DICK ANYTHING!"

Doing any of the above will result in a call to Bil Mil and you will suffer the forthcoming consequences.
<Danny Mil> You better get outta here or I'm gonna kick you in the dong.

<DK> Do I have to recite "Bil Mil's Law"?

<Danny Mil> Aww Gheez
by Grill April 3, 2005
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law of large numbers

the theroy that when there is a larger group of something, esp. people, the likelyhood of their being who or wht your looking for. For example, there is more liklyhood that you will find a sober hippie wearing dentures in a group of 1,000,000,000 random people than in a group of 52 random people.
person 1: why are we looking in NYC for good actors rather than Otis Massachusetts?
Person 2: law of large numbers, bro
by annon. February 6, 2004
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Murphys gay law

A term used to describe a time when you are having or have had a lot of bad luck or problems that are really messing your life up. When you feel like you have had more than your share of bad luck.
Joe: I just rolled my car so I wont be at the party tonight!
Greg: Man you are really having some bad luck! Didnt you just tell me you cut your arm off yesterday?!
Joe: Ya that right! Its Murphys gay law!
by txfarmboy May 10, 2011
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law school gunner

A law school gunner is a law student that will do anything, including sexual favors, for a good grade.
Bob: I heard she gave the Prof a blowjob.
Steve: She is such a law school gunner.
by Bob and Steve November 29, 2006
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Beardson's Law

The shorter the hobbit, the redder the face.
Beardson's Law accurately identifies his beet red face.
by FARTPOOP22 August 29, 2022
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