Jacob

A man with an nigger sized penis ( atleast 69 inches )
The easiest way to commit suicide is to get a mouthfull of jacobs dick
by Cancerisdank April 02, 2017
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Jacob is a total jock beast. He is known to strike fear into the hearts of many and woo the hearts of many women. The phrase "Men wanna be him, women want to be with him" is the perfect way to describe Jacob. If you get on the bad side of this lady killer jock you might regret your choices.
"Yo did you see that crazy dunk he just made?"
"Yea dude he's a total Jacob"
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Jacob is a guy who loves Goths and femboys and would absolutely get on his knees and call them mommy no questions asked
Did you hear Jacob's snapchat with that one got got leaked?
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Jacob is a guy who absolutely loves goths and femboys and would get on his knees and call them mommy no questions asked?
Did you hear that Jacob's snaps with the goth got leaked?
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jacob is A boy that's funny and has a nice personality , dose not like to be lied too , but also lies to others and always makes up excuses , on why he never has anything, and is single because he never looks for a girl.
hey "jacob"
by shhhhdontmakeasound October 23, 2019
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He is obsessed with coffee, annoyingly optimistic, and has curly hair piled upon his head. Jacobs are too smart for their own good and always want to help other people. Just beware of their tenacity to make horrendous puns.
Jacob is a little odd.
We love how happy Jacob is.
by Irishmoonlight July 29, 2022
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jacob/ a cute boy with the prettiest smile, the prettiest personality and how he is always out. he will always put a smile on your face and has the best humor.
girl #1: i really like jacob
girl 2: awww! so cute <3

guy #2 did you see jacob?? he looks so nice today!
by l <3333 June 13, 2022
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