June 1st

the one day of the year when your boyfriend has to do all of the work, the dishes, the laundry .e.g.

‘what day is it?’
‘it’s June 1st!!! my boyfriend is doing all of the work, let’s go shopping’

by Jess Ann Long February 18, 2021

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June 18th

National show you’re boyfriend you’re arch day.

Babe why are did you ask me to come over tonight?
“It’s June 18th! So I can show you my arch daddy!”

by Crypticvoid June 17, 2024

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june 2nd

National send a tit pic day

hey it's june 2nd

oh yeah here "sends pic"

by p1234abc June 1, 2022

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June 26

The day Begu Petruța was born

Mihaela: Do you know what day is today ?

Mihai: It’s June 26. Why?

Mihaela:Because today was born that one girl that has a 40 inch dick.
Mihai: Yeah, Petruța!

by bulgaras2007 April 22, 2024

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The day the prettiest girl is born, especially if it starts with a or b.
They are pretty and hot and they can get anything they want. If you meet someone with those characteristics, don't let her go, she will make your life special every day. It is very likely that these girls are crazy but very funny and will make your days.

20th june:
X: This girls are very pretty i love them.
X: No it's mine, she's the best

by anonymous November 22, 2021

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