Crumpet fucker

A slurr to use against the British

Get some braces you crumpet fucker

by Jack sparky October 21, 2023

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Fry Fucker

Fry Fucker, A six foot five inches tall Jewish male with a nine inch cock of which is always erect, he has pubic hair nearly half the length of his shaft, he has not shaved in twenty seven years, thirty seven weeks, and four days. His pubes are singed and crispy, the hairs on his balls are completely deep fried. As his name suggests he fucks fries, he will stick his nine inch throbbing cock deep inside of your fryer baskets with no sign of displeasure nor pain. You can literally shoot this Jewish menace in the head and by tomorrow he will be back fucking your fries.

Frank: Yo jared who's that?
Jared: HOLY SHIT THATS THE FRY FUCKER!!!
Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jared: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by kromosome October 5, 2023

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money fucker

a girl who only pays to have sex. even though they are desperate. AKA your mom.

person 1 "bruh did you hear what timmy did"
person 2 "no what happen"
person1 " he was doing a blow job to sophie, and then after sophie wanted him to pay her 1000$

person2 " wow what a money fucker

by shitsniffer3000 February 3, 2022

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