"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."
"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."
"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
by Dorianthedodo November 27, 2024
Get the Cryptid fuckermug. by anonymous March 13, 2022
Get the Slut Fuckermug. by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 14, 2019
Get the Fuckered upmug. by em2020 May 28, 2017
Get the Selfie Fuckermug. The word fucker doodle is a word that helps u get out your Comfort zone and not say just fuck so much, ya know𓆏
Karen:what the fuck let me speak to your Manager!
Me:no Karen fucker doodle,
Karen:oh okay, what the fucker doodle let me speak to your manager!
Me:no Karen fucker doodle,
Karen:oh okay, what the fucker doodle let me speak to your manager!
by Shitter nickle November 22, 2019
Get the Fucker doodlemug. 
