Douche Nozzle

Samurai topknot hairstyle worn by a hipster, most probably also sporting a beard.

check out the barista with the douche nozzle.

by Wizgy October 27, 2018

a douching of cyclists

A group of inconsiderate bicyclists riding together, blocking traffic. Frequently seen in brightly colored spandex with crotch bulges and weird looking asses.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a douching of cyclists for miles on my way in.

by Happiness And Death April 12, 2019

mind douche

What you use after you get mind fucked.

man thats a total mind fuck, better grab a mind douche.

by miniburch May 7, 2009

douche parade

A parade of douchebags. A group of dudes who think they are a lot cooler than they are. Often intoxicated.

Isaac: Wanna come out to the Irish Rogue for St. Patty's Day?

Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.

by gmastamort March 24, 2009

douche tanker

A "douche tanker" is a sea vessel roughly the size of an oil tanker, but primarily used in the transport of massive quantities of douche. This term is used to describe the absolute douchiest of douches.

I've seen some douche bags in my life, but George Bush is a douche tanker!

by melloki76 March 13, 2009

Douche Haven

A place where douches live.

Where are these douches coming from?... Douche Haven

by Douchehaven November 17, 2016

Douche Shot

a brain less act.
It became popular from call of duty online gaming.

For e.g

What a douche shot it is?

by Heaven20 October 27, 2010