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drop dead gorgeous

When you see a guy or gal on tv or in person and they are so incredibly good looking that you think you might faint.
"Oh my god, Johnny Depp is drop dead gorgeous!"
by tahareh May 15, 2005
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Dead nigga slave

When you find a bitch ass nigga you bout to fuck up and kill you call him a dead nigga slave. He got some ashy ass feet.
Tyler Saron is a dead nigga slave.
Tyler is a DNS ass muther fucka.
by cunt bitch March 5, 2009
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dead beat dad!

A man who has children that he does not support financially, emotionally, physically or otherwise.This condition is exaserbated by continuing to procreate , thus producing MORE offspring that he cannot afford { since he apparently cannot pay for the ones he already has.} Also known as Bobby Bastardseed.
Bob is a dead beat dad!Bob has 3 children from his previous marriage, he does not pay child support, claiming poverty. HOWEVER he just had his second child with his new wife, the wife that USED to be the sitter for the first wifes children.Bob is trying to terminate his rights to his first set of children so he can support his new children.
by A.J.Kilgus May 16, 2006
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Dead baby jokes

really hilarious jokes. Also offensive.
But no one cares about the butthurt morons who get annoyed by them.
Q: What do you do when you/your wife gives birth to a dead baby?

A: I don't know...what?

Q: Get a pot and some water YOU'RE HAVING SOUP TONIGHT!

A: Damn I love them dead baby jokes.
by PandoraTheWicked. May 9, 2010
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Dead Baby Joke

Q: What is Gods favorite dead baby joke?
A: S.I.D.S
by Big D1234000 June 29, 2011
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dead head

when you shit and the turd reaches from the bottom of the bowl and sticks out of the water. like a dead head on a lake
mike made a dookie, it was a dead head , then he wiped and made a whitecap
by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye February 11, 2010
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T-Shirt of the Dead

Osiris, God of...something, wore this shirt on hot days in.....the Underworld. It was said that this t-shirt gave Osiris the power to know and do anything. And thats why the dead refer to Osiris as an ass.
Gee, Osiris is wearing that damned T-Shirt of the Dead again, what an ass. we should revolt against that bird faced fraud.
by Metalheaddrummer March 25, 2008
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