Cookie Clicker

That shitty 2014 game that took the world by shitstorm

You remember Cookie Clicker? You mean that shitty clicker game?

by fuckit12 January 21, 2021

I'm sorry, want a cookie?

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.

1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

by Coco Puffz July 5, 2009

pound her cookies into the dirt

giving a girl a seriously hard and thorough fucking. The kind that leaves her exhausted and sore.

I am going to pound her cookies into the dirt

by xenoflux May 30, 2006

if you give a mouse a cookie

This is a term used to refer to people who push themselves into your house as soon as you let them put their put in the door. Metaphorically speaking. If you give someone an edge of hope or anything, they will try to take advantage of that and get more.

Sally: Ugh...so my prom date wants to take me out on a date. Like more than friends.

Brenda: Well, if you give a mouse a cookie...

by Wise Gal March 27, 2012

Yard Sale Cookies

cookies not appropriate for human consumption (i.e. taste terrible) or any food for that matter.

So my mom tried to pawn off some yard sale cookies on me, can you believe that?

by Disaster77 September 20, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles

tough luck. stop whining.

Me: Daaaad, she took the remote!
Dad: Well, sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by lazy student May 31, 2004

Cookie(s)

Another word for weed.

Give me some dat good cookie.
-OR-
Damn! That boy smell like cookies.

by La LA La February 5, 2004