I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK

THIS MEANS THAT SOMEONE IS REQUESTING TO BE LAID BY SOMEONE ELSE.

GIRL: "SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT"

BOY: "I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"

by Hullo, have a goode one February 3, 2010

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

Let me guess, this is all over your for you page but you don’t get it. Let me help, but I could really use a wish right now.

✯ 🛩 I ° • .°•
✨ * I 💫
. • 🦄 I 🐦. •
👚 l 👕
° ★ • 👖 I 👖 • .°•
▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▇▆▅▄▃▂▁

🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.

by Unicornbirds August 3, 2021

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

Watch ads now so you can enjoy fewer interruptions.

It's a very honest message from Youtube that appears on video results section of Google Search. It's a good message to let people stay away from Youtube or encourage them to use adblockers and apps (like Vanced).

Watch ads now so you can enjoy fewer interruptions.
Because I WANT MONEY I WANT MONEY I WANT MONEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND!?
- Susan Wojcicki

by Shiine-1 December 28, 2022

why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up

If you look at that mug that Urban Dictionary advertises really closely, it’ll say this. Well, of what you can read of it.

You: Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up.
Your friend: wat da fuq dit u jus sae?

by Hongolomngonolongongous November 2, 2020

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

during half life 2 G man said this

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world - G man

by Smart words sussybaka January 11, 2022