Bar Mistress

A married woman who has been banging dudes on the side since the couple started dating.

Husband “you’ve been banging Corey this whole time?”
Wife “ Yes, I’m a bar mistress”

by HOTCARLD August 16, 2023

Blondike Bar

1. A dumbass

2. A bimbo

3. Someone who really needs to get their head out their ass

(Person 1) To make a grilled cheese you need bread and cheese. Self explanatory.

(Person 2) Wait what do you need?

Ex 2
(Person 1) A blondike bar is a dumbass.

(Person 2) I don’t get it

(Person 1) Youre such a fucking blondike bar..

by blindue June 14, 2022

irrelevant bar tender

When someone is so irrelevant that it makes the bar tender look somewhat interesting

Omg, Yelitza is such an irrelevant bar tender; she kinda reminds me of a wannabe Bob Marley.

by Niggazoid June 14, 2017

Griffin Bars

Griffin Bars is a Canadian/American rap artist based out of Northern Illinois.

Griffin Bars is a Canadian/American rap artist based out of Northern Illinois.

by Luther323 March 21, 2022

light bars

when a girl has hard nipples with nipple piercings

did you see that girl her light bars was on

by jackson129 September 19, 2020

Klondike bar

Mixture of klonipin, dilaudid and ketamine.

Uncle Jerry really squibbled the dribble after having a Klondike bar

by BlownoutSlopBussy April 4, 2019

Birdshit Bar

Birdshit Bar Invite only and where the standards aren't High but the guests usually are!

Hey I got invited to Birdshit Bar they have darts, pool, fooseball, Crockett , a driving range trampoline and a Hot Tub. Best place in the Hat

by shaneski July 3, 2023